Name is Changed to Protect the Victim...

This morning, I got a message from another Mom...


So, **** has been having trouble playing with others in the schoolyard - he only likes to play with one person at a time, so when they are all together, he gets all torqued that a friend is playing in a group. We were talking about it, and I asked him "What about Ian?" "Mom, you know what he called me today????!" "No, what." "He called me MUSTARD!" tears forming, face all contorted. I had to repress the chuckles and laughes. "Mustard? Oh my God, he did NOT." "He did, and it makes me feel like he doesn't like me." "Did you call him ketchup back?"

How funny is that? Mustard!!!!! Can you please talk to your child?!