The TV was on last night and I do recall seeing the new Jenny Craig/Valerie Bertenelli commercial coming on as I was walking into the kitchen. It's the one where she is wearing a bikini and she dives backwards into a pool.
A few moments later Ian comes running into the kitchen all excited to tell me about this pill you can take that makes you this big (picture him pointing to the side of his stomach like he was skinnier), helps you learn how to dive into a pool and lets you wear all kinds of great clothes.
I think Jenny Craig just got themselves a new customer.
This reminds me of a joke.
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
The boy replied, "Eight."
The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one."
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